Joke of the day

flyingscotsman:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

(Reblogged from dogesexual)
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ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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(Reblogged from svveetass)
(Reblogged from nipsl1pz)
ghostloree:

how I feel whenever I try to dress nice

ghostloree:

how I feel whenever I try to dress nice

(Source: flyingcatlady)

(Reblogged from igivegoodstevejobs)

When you and your best friend get put in the same group.

(Reblogged from smokeporch)
(Reblogged from smokeporch)
dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

(Reblogged from hatersgonnahateemee)

stfujus10:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

B L E S S

(Source: sopiasexual)

(Reblogged from make-me-lmfao)

(Source: blackmormon)

(Reblogged from pau1y)

ckents:

aladdinsfuturewife:

Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!


Still defining epic, after all these years.

#this is the best post that ever was and ever will be

ckents:

aladdinsfuturewife:

Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!

Still defining epic, after all these years.

#this is the best post that ever was and ever will be

(Reblogged from svveetass)

robo-hazzy:

how i feel when i play a game with someone who’s way better than me

(Source: deathwizardry)

(Reblogged from i-ran-over-oprah)

deathcomesupon:

harpalyce:

thingsareswinging:

thunz:

Reblogging again because this actually happened, guys.

oh my god

i’m laughing so hard i am wheezing

omg

(Reblogged from pau1y)

ahappyyellowlion:

laurenis-god:

fearlessmoi:

This gave me chills. Beautiful :)

Not gonna lie this made me cry

Forever reblog

(Source: agronlife)

(Reblogged from isthisfixable)